Postpartum Surveys

In the past two months, between my hospital discharge, my twins' first doctor's appointments, my six-week doctor's appointment, and my twin's two-month doctor's appointments, I have filled out a lot of postpartum surveys.

I do not mean IN ANY way to make light of serious postpartum emotional health issues... but I will admit, I find humor in these surveys.

A few of the questions that I find particularly funny are:

1. I have been anxious or worried for no good reason.
   1.  No, not at all
   2.  Hardly ever
   3.  Yes, sometimes
   4.  Yes, very often
      
   Okay... I just had twins AND I have a daughter under two years of age... I have been anxious and worried for some VERY GOOD REASONS!
2. I have felt scared or panicky for no very good reason.
   1.  No, not at all
   2.  No, not much
   3.  Yes, sometimes
   4.  Yes, quite a lot
     
   Once again... I just had twins and I have a daughter who's a toddler... and my husband just went back to work and my parents are leaving soon... I have felt scared or panicky for many VERY GOOD REASONS!
3. Things have been getting on top of me.
   1.  No, I have been coping as well as ever
   2.  No, most of the time I have coped quite well
   3.  Yes, sometimes I haven't been coping as well
   4.  Yes, most of the time I haven't been able to cope
   Things, yes, have been getting on top of me... and I don't think I will cope "as well as ever" ever again for the rest of my life.  Let's at least give me reasonable questions please.
    
4. I have been so unhappy that I have had difficulty sleeping.
   1.  No, not at all
   2.  Not very often
   3.  Yes, sometimes
   4.  Yes, most of the time

Okay... this is very serious.  I am so tired that the idea that ANYTHING at all, ever again, would cause me difficulty sleeping?  This must be the biggest red flag of all of the questions you asked me.