Two-Year-Old Logic

I do not enjoy crass or low-brow comedy, which is pretty much the only commercial comedy that exists these days.

I prefer scientific rather than colloquial words regarding bathroom needs and habits, and I'm trying to teach my children the scientific words in a world where everyone around them -- parents, children, teachers, even doctors use the colloquial, low-brow language.

All of that being said, I found the below two-year-old logic really funny. 

Howard:  I burped... ...in my diaper.