Which Mother?

Finding this picture on facebook and reading the different Mom descriptions made me laugh pretty hard.

I do feel they left a few Mother types out of this list... but if I had to choose the combination of descriptions that describes me, it would probably be:

Mrs. Miller (That's right... kids won't be welcomed to use her first name):

"Yells at her kids.  Doesn't care if you hear her.  Drives an SUV.  Strict bedtime routine.  Has had the same hairstyle since high school.  Prefers sensible shoes.  Won't come to your Pampered Chef Party."